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Or Series Title: Comforting Soul
Fandom: Death Note
Culprit Author's Name: wolfwisdom

Full Name (plus titles if any): Faith
Full Species(es): L's tru luv
Hair Color (include adjectives): color's not given, but it's "soft" and "bounced gentle a little passed her shoulders"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Her eyes were aquamarine that stood out from any other color"
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): Is a member of the Kira Investigation.

Annoying Origin: I'm guessing she's another Wammy's kid.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Works for L, she's in love with L, L's in love with her but doesn't realize it, Light cares enough about her to try and talk L into pursuing a relationship with her when she walks out on L.
Annoying Special Abilities: can remain "elegant and poised" even while asleep; being "very intelligent for an eighteen-year-old young woman as well as beautiful"? Is she supposed to be smarter and more beautiful than the average eighteen-year-old, or is the author saying it's rare for any 18-year-old to be either of these things? This is the opening of the story, by the way, and it's just...bad. "So-and-so was on the Kira case BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL AND SMART SHE IS INSTEAD!"
Other Annoying Traits: She can be trusted in the Kira Investigation, yet she's perfectly willing to throw it all away because L randomly decides to sleep in her bed with her (nothing sexual happens), and in the morning she tells him she loves him, he responds with "I care about you," she gets pissed off and leaves the investigation entirely. Overreaction much? At least get pissed off and do your job...
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

“L…I love you…” Faith confessed.

L’s pulse quickened. His mind was beginning to go numb from all of the thoughts that were racing. His body was shaking.

“L are you ok?” Faith panicked.

“Yeah…I was just surprised was all…” L didn’t say much. Faith waited for him to respond to her confession but it never happened.

Suddenly she hurried out of bed and stood in front of him at the end of the bed.

“Well…” Faith said as she crossed her arms and tapped her foot. She was beginning to get irritated.

“Well…what do you want me to say?” he questioned.

He was very intelligent for a detective. He could solve mysteries with only a few clues but when it came to women he knew nothing.

“How do you feel about me?”

“I really care for you.” He said not knowing if he had responded with the right words.

“You care for me…you care about a cat or a dog but when I say I love and you say you care for me.” Faith said with anger boiling up in her.

“Faith”

“DON’T TALK TO ME JUST GET OUT!!” she yelled at him and threw him out of her room. Tears came rolling down the sides of her face as she grabbed her suitcase and began packing it full of her possessions.


Today's lesson: if you love someone, they have to love you back, or else they're a horrible, evil person.

...I'm pretty sure if I tell that to any of my exes, the only thing it'll accomplish is assuring them I'm crazy and they're well rid of me.


All stupid aside, this one made me LOL quite a bit more than these things usually do...it's generic as hell but entertainingly idiotic.

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